The Most Quotable Movies of All Time

These movies are required viewing for all persons, foreign and domestic.

To be here, these movies have to have very, very quotable lines.
The best lines can be reused out-of-context with great comedic or profound effect where other people know the line, too.
 

Blues Brothers

• "Are you the Police?  No, Ma'am, we're musicians."
• "We're on a mission from God."
• "Four whole fried chickens and a coke."
• "I hate Illinois Nazis."
• "1060 West Addison.  Cute."
• "We've got both kinds here, Country And Western!"
• "I'm gonna get that sucka, if it's the last thing I evvahh do."
• "Lota space in this mall!"
• "Uh oh.  Bet they've got SCMODS."   (State, County, Municipal Offender Data System)
• "New Oldsmobiles are in early this year."
• "Marine Glue.  Strong Stuff."
• "How much for your wife? Your little girl, I want to buy your little girl.  How much?"
• "It's 106 miles to Chicago.  We've got a half a tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

• [trips][points to fire hydrant, offhandedly says] "Have that Removed."
• "Come on!  It's Czechoslovakia!  It's like going to Wisconsin!  We zip in, we zip out!"
• This is one heavily armored recreational vehicle!
• "OOOp.  AAAck.  Errrp."  [originally a quote from Bill the Cat; Sarge says it after falling from tower.]
• "Dat's da fact, Jack."
• "You can't leave.  All the plants will die!"

• Hey, Don't be mean.  There's no need to be mean.
• Remember wherever you go... There you are.
• Laugh now, monkey boy!
• Yoyodyne: Today's Future... Tomorrow!
• Oop, eyep! Hey, don't tug on that, you never know what it might be attached to. (during brain surgery)

• "You seem like a decent fellow.  I hate to kill you."  "You seem like a decent fellow.  I hate to die."
• "You've committed one of the classic blunders, only the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia.  Slightly less well known is that you should never go in against a Scicilian when Death is on the line! Ha! Ha! Ha! (Plop)"
• "Goodbye!  Good Luck!  Have Fun storming the Castle!"
• "My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
• "Give him a break. He's been Mostly Dead all day."
• "Wuv, Twwooo Wuuvv..."

• "Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"
• "Gee, I didn't get you anything..."
• "I passed! But I failed! Yeah!" "Well, then, I'm happy and sad for you."

• "What Knockers!"
• "The name is Frahhn-ken-steeen."
• "It's Alive!"
• "MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMhhhh!!!!!!"

• "Badges?  We don't need no stinking Badges!"
• "Candygram for Mongo!  Candygram for Mongo!"
• "What's a dashing urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
• "Mongo not know.  Mongo just pawn in game of life."

• "We're not the Judean People's Front, we're the People's Front of Judea!"
• "Blessed are the cheesemakers..."
• "Israeli Suicide Squad: Commit!"

• "Fetche la vasche!"
• "Hey, it's the King!" "How do you know?"  "'Cause he ain't got shit all over him."
• What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?  Is that an African Swallow or a European Swallow?
• "Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!"  "Three shall be the number of the counting; niether four nor two shall thou count..."

• "We've come for your liver."  "I know, I know, but I'm not done using it!"
• "Every sperm is sacred..."
• "It's the Salmon Mousse!"
• "You're Dead!" "Well, I know, but... Can we bring our Cars?"

• Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

• "Anything different is good."
• "Don't Drive Angry."
• "I'm not THE God, I said I'm A God."
• "Who could go for some Flapjacks about now?"
• "I'm not playing by their rules any more.  Don't play ball in the house.  Don't touch your sister.  Oh, yeah:  Don't drive on the railroad tracks." "Hey there buddy, there's one I happen to agree with..."

• "Use the Force, Luke."
• "That's no moon, it's a space station!"
• "Move along.  These aren't the droids you're looking for."
• "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"
• "Yeeer Nahhht My FAaather!"

• "The next time someone asks you if you're a God, you say, "YES!!"
• "Dogs and Cats, Living together, Mass Hysteria."
• "What dickless here is saying is...." "Is this True?"  "Yes, I'm afraid it is.  This man has no dick."
• "We're ready to believe You."
• "Who ya gonna call?"

• "Be Excellent to Each Other"
• "Well, Ted, Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K"
• "Put them in the Iron Maiden."  "Iron Maiden!!?!?  Cool!"

Breakfast at Tiffany's

The Producers

Disney:  Lion King,

Cinderella,

Snow White,

Fantasia,

Jungle Book

ABC Schoolhouse Rock

Psycho

Sabrina (1957 release)

Citizen Kane

Woody Allen:  Sleeper

Bananas