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Art Center Tour ‘97
||Free Expert-Guided Tour of the Des Moines Art Center
||You! Friends! Enemies! Distant Acquaintences!
||Des Moines Art Center, 4700 Grand Ave. Des Moines (42nd street
exit, south to Grand, west to Art Center - a huge white building, simple
||Thursday, October 9th, 1997 at 7:00 pm (tour lasts 1 hour, then
the Art Center is open until 9 pm).
||Appreciate Art! (get to say things like, “Egads that’s Ugly!”
and be an actual art ‘critic’. You can add it to your resume, but please
keep your day job.)
Note: The ‘ART CENTER’ has no association with people named ‘ART’
and strongly discourages people making lame jokes about that fact!
The ‘Fabulous’, the ‘Wonderous’, the ‘At Least Moderately Interesting’
Des Moines Jaycees are sponsoring this event. You, Too, can be in
the “IN-CROWD”, the Jet-Set, the Way-Cool kinda people that do “artsy”
stuff and pretends to be cultured on this otherwise most ordinary of evenings.
Please note: The Des Moines Jaycees have no official position on
what constitutes ‘art’. If you want to call the water fountain ‘art’,
you’re welcome to.
Afraid of Art? Exits are available - in case of emergency
depressurization of the art center a mask will drop... somewhere.
But at least you can leave easily in case of severe boredom. Or belch
really loudly. It’s your choice! Do The Tour!
Just Think :
Stupid, smartass or even moderatly normal questions, Directions, Prank
phone calls, whatever - Kevin Rice at xxx-xxxx or the Des Moines Jaycees
Office at 515-282-2022. Otherwise, see ya there ----
Do you have laundry that needs doing? Avoid It! Do the Tour!
Dishes need washing? Avoid It! Do the Tour!
Wondered if the Art Center would be a cool place for a date sometime?
Check it out and get the low-down skinny truth about what that modern stuff
really means - impress your date later! Brag to your friends!
Pretend you’re a multimillionaire! Do the Tour!
THURSDAY 7 PM OCTOBER 9TH ART CENTER
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